Illustrated gift books The cat has inner peace.
The cat has inner peace.
You have a phone.
One hundred short lessons from a grey cat who has never once picked up the phone. One line, one drawing, turn the page. No exercises, no journaling prompts.
Lesson 1 · Look inside
Look inside first. The cat inspects every box before she gets in.
Three lessons from Book 1, exactly the way the cat meant them.
Lesson 2 · The Series
Pick your part of life. The cat has an opinion on all of them.
Seven books are out, three are on the way. Every book has its own color, its own cat and its own topic.
Book 3
Office
100 lessons for surviving meetings, coworkers and reviews.
Book 6
Parents
100 lessons for parents between no sleep and the carpool line.
Book 8
Fitness
100 lessons for anyone who thinks exercise is an overreaction.
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Paperback $12.99 · Hardcover $19.99 · 6 × 9 in · 130 pages · 100 lessons · 100 illustrations
Lesson 3 · Free
Take what's free. The cat has never paid for anything.
Twenty Lessons That Didn’t Fit in the Book
Twenty more lessons with drawings, from all ten parts of the series. They appear in none of the ten books - not even the one you might be holding right now.
- Twenty lessons, each with its own drawing
- Three door hangers to cut out
- A PDF, the moment you sign up
One welcome email, then rarely and only about the series. No third-party ads. Unsubscribe with one click, any time.
Lesson 4 · The Cat
She has no appointments. She has a point.
She isn’t angry. She’s simply not impressed. Not by your calendar, not by your group chat, and definitely not by the question of what you do for a living. Across twenty chapters she tells you what she’s always known: no is a complete sentence, sleep beats drama, and if you avoid eye contact, you don’t technically exist in the room.
Lesson 5 · FAQ
Go ahead and ask. The cat won't answer. We will.
What is Cat Memos?
A series of illustrated gift books. Each book holds 100 lessons from a very unimpressed cat on one part of life - inner peace, the holidays, the office, love, travel, parenting, housework, fitness, growing older. One line and one large watercolour drawing per lesson.
Is this a self-help book with exercises?
No. No exercises, no journaling prompts, no breathing instructions. You read one line, you look at the cat, you turn the page. Half an hour and you’re through - or you leave it on the coffee table where guests can see it.
Who is it for?
For anyone who wants to be left alone, and for anyone who’s been told to “just relax” one time too many. As a gift for cat lovers and cat moms, for coworkers, your best friend, Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, birthdays - and for yourself.
What is the format?
6 × 9 inches, 130 pages, white paper, black-and-white interior. Available as paperback and hardcover, printed by Amazon.
Is the inside in color?
No, on purpose. The illustrations are ink drawings with soft gray washes - that’s what gives the book its calm tone and keeps the price under $15.
The cat doesn’t recommend buying this book. The cat recommends nothing. But she stays.