Cat Memos for Aging
The cat has been forty for years. She’s never looked better.
- 100 lessons
- 20 chapters
- 130 pages
- 6 × 9 in
100 Lessons from a Cat Who Wants to Be Left Alone - The Sarcastic Illustrated Gift Book for Adults Who Need to Age in Peace. Funny Gift for Cat Lovers
A plush black cat who considers gray hair a silver edition, cracking joints an alarm clock and 8 p.m. the end of the day. She’s got 100 lessons for getting older. Short, dry, no anti-aging tips.
One line. One drawing. Turn the page.
- 100 lessons in 20 chapters: the first gray hair, cracking joints, youth culture, quiet after 8 p.m., birthdays after 40, coffee as life support, nostalgia, declining parties, progressive glasses, smart fridges, the midlife crisis, the tech support hotline, travel with comfort, doctor visits, finances, shrinking patience, forgetfulness, the first ma'am, the wisdom of the old cat
- 100 hand-drawn ink illustrations - one cat, one drawing per lesson
- No anti-aging advice, no bucket list, no exercises. Just lines that land
- 130 pages, 6 x 9 inches, cream paper - fits on any nightstand next to the reading glasses
Who is it for?
For the friend who just turned forty and isn’t fine. For the dad with the blood pressure monitor. For the coworker who holds the menu at arm's length. And for anyone who’s in bed by nine and proud of it.
Read six lessons from the book
The chapters
- Your First Gray Hair Is a Statement
- Cracking Joints as Your Morning Alarm
- Whatever the Kids Are Into These Days
- The Absolute Need for Quiet After 8 p.m.
- Milestone Birthdays: Ignoring the Number
- Coffee as a Life-Support Measure
- Back in My Day, Everything Was Better
- The Art of Gracefully Declining Parties
- Progressive Lenses as a Torture Device
- No More Being Considerate, on Principle
- Smart Appliances and Other Enemies
- Midlife Crisis: The Convertible Won’t Help
- Tech Support Hotline for Your Parents
- Travel: Comfort Before Adventure
- Doctor Visits and Comparing Lab Results
- Finances, Planning, and the Rainy-Day Fund
- Your Patience Is Running Out, for Good
- The Sweet Upside of Forgetting Things
- The First Time Someone Calls You Ma’am
- Aging With Style and Stubbornness
Book 9 of the Cat Memos series - Inner Peace, The Holidays, The Office, Love, Vacation, Parents, The Household and Fitness are also available.
The cat doesn’t recommend a bucket list. She recommends a nap.
Twenty lessons that are in none of the books
The free booklet, with drawings and three door hangers to cut out.
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