Cat Memos for Parents
The cat has no children. She’s seen everything anyway.
- 100 lessons
- 20 chapters
- 130 pages
- 6 × 9 in
100 Lessons from a Cat Who Wants to Be Left Alone - The Sarcastic Illustrated Gift Book for Adults Who Need to Survive Parenting. Funny Gift for Cat Lovers
A plush black cat who considers pregnancy a territory upgrade, the birthday party controlled mass hysteria and the empty nest a return to the throne. She has 100 lessons for parents. Short, dry, no glitter.
One line. One drawing. Turn the page.
- 100 lessons in 20 chapters - chronologically from pregnancy to the empty nest: sleep deprivation, crying, solids, potty training, toy invasions, tantrums, daycare, the playground, daycare germs, household chaos, screen time, birthday parties, school, siblings, the teen years, allowances, me-time
- 100 full-page ink illustrations - one cat, one drawing per lesson
- No parenting advice, no craft instructions, no worksheets. Just lines that land
- 130 pages, 6 x 9 inches, cream paper - fits in any diaper bag and on any nightstand
Who is it for?
For the friend who hasn’t slept through the night in three years. For the dad who survived the birthday party. For the sister who runs the back-to-school night. And for anyone who falls asleep on the couch at nine.
Read six lessons from the book
The chapters
- Pregnancy and Birth: Upgrading the Territory
- Sleep Deprivation: The Fine Art of Power Napping
- Baby Crying: Stoicism vs. Decibels
- Solids and Feeding: High-Chair Food Critics
- Potty Training: Litter Boxes vs. Potties
- Toy Invasions: Landmines in the Living Room
- Tantrums and Meltdowns: Supermarket Drama
- Daycare Transition: Delegating to Foreign Food-Providers
- Playground Politics: Socializing Among Helicopter Parents
- Illness and Germs: Biological Warfare
- Household Chaos: The Illusion of a Clean Territory
- Parenting Books: Ignoring the Know-It-Alls
- Screen Time: The Digital Baby-Sitter
- Birthday Parties: Controlled Mass Hysteria
- School and Homework: Navigating the Academic Minefield
- Sibling Rivalry: The Fight for Alpha Status
- Teen Years: When the Litter Grows Claws
- Allowances and Money: The Art of Resisting Extortion
- Parent Me-Time: Escaping to the Bathroom
- The Empty Nest: Ruler of the Domain Once More
Book 6 of the Cat Memos series - Inner Peace, The Holidays, The Office, Love and Vacation are also available.
The cat doesn’t recommend a parenting method. She recommends the closet.
Twenty lessons that are in none of the books
The free booklet, with drawings and three door hangers to cut out.
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