Cat Memos for the Holidays
The cat has never returned a gift. She just never asked for one.
- 100 lessons
- 20 chapters
- 130 pages
- 6 × 9 in
100 Lessons from a Cat Who Wants to Be Left Alone - The Sarcastic Illustrated Gift Book for Adults Who Need to Survive the Holidays. Funny Gift for Cat Lovers
A plush grey cat who thinks the Christmas tree is a space hog, carols are acoustic torture and January is the only real holiday. She has 100 lessons for the holiday season. Short, dry, no tinsel.
One line. One drawing. Turn the page.
- 100 lessons in 20 chapters: the Christmas tree, carols, visiting relatives, tinsel, wrapping paper, the feast, the ugly sweater, shopping malls, Santa Claus, New Year's Eve, baking cookies, fairy lights, the Christmas card, mulled wine, unwanted gifts, New Year's resolutions, the week between the years, hugs, the advent calendar, the winter sleep
- 100 large watercolour drawings - one cat, one drawing per lesson
- No crafts, no recipes, no fill-in pages. Just lines that land
- 130 pages, 6 x 9 inches, white paper - fits in any stocking and under any tree
Who is it for?
For the coworker who gets the ugly sweater. For the brother who still has nothing at 4 p.m. on the 24th. For everyone who won't enter a mall in December. And for everyone who would rather sleep through the holidays.
Read six lessons from the book
The chapters
- The Christmas Tree as an Official Dust Catcher
- Festive Carols: The Art of Unplugging
- Family Gatherings: How to Treat Annoying Relatives Like Furniture
- Tinsel and Glass Ornaments: Why Decoration Is a Crime
- Wrapping Paper: Why the Box Is Better Than the Gift
- Festive Feasting: How to Consistently Say No to Food
- The Ugly Christmas Sweater: Your Right to Refusal
- Shopping Malls in December: A Place to Avoid
- Santa Claus: An Uninvited Intruder
- New Year's Eve Fireworks: Under the Blanket
- Baking Cookies: The Permission to Fail
- Festive Lighting: Darkness Is a Virtue
- The Christmas Card Photo: Refuse to Smile
- Mulled Wine: The Liquid Disappointment
- The Unwanted Gift: Professional Ignoring
- New Year's Resolutions: The Biggest Scam of the Year
- The Post-Christmas Food Coma: The Holy Week in Pajamas
- Unwanted Hugs: The Art of Evasion
- The Advent Calendar: Why Waiting Is a Waste of Time
- The Final Festive Truth: Sleep Through the Winter
Book 2 of the Cat Memos series - Inner Peace, The Office, Love, Vacation, Parents, The Household, Fitness and Aging are also available.
The cat doesn’t recommend a gift. She recommends January.
Twenty lessons that are in none of the books
The free booklet, with drawings and three door hangers to cut out.
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