Cat Memos for Inner Peace
The cat has inner peace. You have this book. That’s a start.
- 100 lessons
- 20 chapters
- 130 pages
- 6 × 9 in
100 Lessons from a Cat Who Wants to Be Left Alone - The Sarcastic Illustrated Gift Book for Adults Who Need More Calm. Funny Gift for Cat Lovers
A plush grey cat who has never once picked up a call, never replied within the hour and never pretended to care about your weekend. She has 100 lessons for you. Short, dry, no program.
One line. One drawing. Turn the page.
- 100 lessons in 20 chapters: the alarm clock, smalltalk, unwanted calls, the sofa, eighteen hours of sleep, mistakes, midday rest, hecticness, solitude, saying no through silence, sunspots, getting up, blocking doors, stretching, responsibility, doing nothing and attention
- 100 large watercolour illustrations - one cat, one drawing per lesson
- No exercises, no journaling prompts, no breathing instructions. Just lines that land
- 130 pages, 6 x 9 inches, white paper - fits in any bag and any gift box
Who is it for?
For the coworker who still takes on one more thing. For the best friend who never says no. For the sister who thinks of everything for everyone. And for anyone who has read enough self-help books.
Inner peace
is not a goal for this cat. It’s a condition. Book 1 of the Cat Memos series - more books on the holidays, the office, love, travel, parenting, housework, fitness and growing older to follow.
Read six lessons from the book
The chapters
- The Morning Alarm: Refusing to Get Up
- The Art of Ignoring Smalltalk
- Hiding from Unwanted Calls
- Why the Sofa Is a Sacred Temple
- Mastering the 18-Hour Sleep Phase
- Making Mistakes and Grooming Yourself Immediately
- The Duty of Absolute Midday Rest
- Why Hecticness Is a Disease of Humanity
- The Right to Undisturbed Solitude
- How to Treat Humans Like Furniture
- The Art of Saying No Through Silence
- Sunbeams as the Only Focal Point of the Day
- Why Getting Up Is Overrated
- Blocking Doors as a Power Demonstration
- The Importance of Thorough Stretching
- Phone Ringing as an Acoustic Insult
- How to Completely Shake Off Responsibility
- The Invention of Professional Doing Nothing
- Why Nobody Has a Right to Your Attention
- The Ultimate Enlightenment: Sleep, Eat, Quiet
The cat doesn’t recommend buying this book. The cat recommends nothing. But she stays.
Twenty lessons that are in none of the books
The free booklet, with drawings and three door hangers to cut out.
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