Cat Memos for Fitness
The cat has never worked out. She still looks better than you did in January.
- 100 lessons
- 20 chapters
- 130 pages
- 6 × 9 in
100 Lessons from a Cat Who Wants to Be Left Alone - The Sarcastic Illustrated Gift Book for Adults Who Don't Need a Gym. Funny Gift for Cat Lovers
A plush black cat who thinks jogging is an evolutionary wrong turn, green smoothies are pond water and the couch is the main event. She’s got 100 lessons on fitness. Short, dry, no training plan.
One line. One drawing. Turn the page.
- 100 lessons in 20 chapters: New Year’s resolutions, jogging, green smoothies, the gym, diets, yoga, the scale, protein powder, cardio vs. couch, fitness trackers, workout clothes, your inner couch potato, stairs vs. elevator, superfoods, sore muscles, swimming, diet gurus, cheat days, the 6 a.m. myth, staying down
- 100 ink drawings - one cat, one drawing per lesson
- No exercises, no training plan, no diet. Just lines that land
- 130 pages, 6 x 9 inches, cream paper - fits on any coffee table next to the remote
Who is it for?
For the friend whose gym membership is a monthly donation. For the coworker with the protein shaker. For the sister who signed up for a marathon in January. And for anyone who wants to be left alone on the couch.
Read six lessons from the book
The chapters
- New Year’s Resolutions at the Gym
- Jogging: An Evolutionary Wrong Turn
- Green Smoothies and Other Green Lies
- The Gym: A Disaster in Neon
- Diets and the Yo-Yo That Always Comes Back
- Pilates, Yoga and Limbs Bent the Wrong Way
- The Scale: Meanest Appliance in the House
- Protein Powder and the Sticky Shaker
- Cardio vs. Couch: The Main Event
- Fitness Trackers: The Snitch on Your Wrist
- Workout Clothes as a Fashion Alibi
- Your Inner Couch Potato: A Loyal Friend
- Stairs vs. Elevator: Vertical Exhaustion
- Superfoods and Overpriced Berries From Peru
- Sore Muscles: Proof of Collective Stupidity
- Swimming: Wet Misery in a Chlorine Pool
- Diet Gurus and the Trends on Your Phone
- Cheat Days: A Free Pass for Regret
- The 6 a.m. Club and Other Fairy Tales
- The Final Enlightenment: Don’t Get Up
Book 8 of the Cat Memos series - Inner Peace, The Holidays, The Office, Love, Vacation, Parents and The Household are also available.
The cat doesn’t recommend a workout. She recommends a nap.
Twenty lessons that are in none of the books
The free booklet, with drawings and three door hangers to cut out.
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