Cat Memos for Love
The cat has never forgotten an anniversary. She just never remembered one.
- 100 lessons
- 20 chapters
- 130 pages
- 6 × 9 in
100 Lessons from a Cat Who Wants to Be Left Alone - The Sarcastic Illustrated Gift Book for Adults Who Need Less Drama in Love. Funny Gift for Cat Lovers
A plush black cat who thinks dating is a chore, cuddling has a time limit, and a locked front door is the best love letter there is. She has 100 lessons for love. Short, dry, no roses.
One line. One drawing. Turn the page.
- 100 lessons in 20 chapters: single life, dating apps, the first date, moving in, the shared bed, pet names, Valentine's Day, affection on a schedule, jealousy, fighting, in-laws, shared hobbies, vacation for two, weddings, heartbreak, breakups
- 100 ink illustrations - one cat, one drawing per lesson
- No couples therapy, no dating tips, no worksheets. Just lines that land
- 130 pages, 6 x 9 inches, cream paper - fits on any nightstand and in any Valentine's box
Who is it for?
For the best friend after the third bad date. For the couple that has been telling the same story for five years. For the single who enjoys it. And for anyone who locks the door from the inside at night.
Read six lessons from the book
The chapters
- Being Single: The Supreme Discipline
- Dating Apps: Swiping in the Litter Box
- The First Date: Inspecting the Intruder
- Moving In Together: Defending Your Territory
- The Shared Bed: Battle for the Blanket
- Pet Names: An Attack on Dignity
- Romantic Evenings: Netflix, Do Not Disturb
- Valentine's Day: The Commercial Apocalypse
- Affection: Cuddles on a Schedule
- Jealousy: Why Drama is a Waste of Time
- Communication: The Art of Silence
- Couples' Evenings: Torture in Duplicate
- Fighting Culture: Ignorance as a Weapon
- In-Laws: The Hostile Inspection
- Shared Hobbies: The Illusion of Togetherness
- Couples' Vacations: The Ultimate Stress Test
- The Wedding: Much Ado About a Buffet
- Heartbreak: Handled Pragmatically
- Breakups: Finally Room in the Closet Again
- True Love: The Unshakable Bond to Yourself
Book 4 of the Cat Memos series - Inner Peace, The Holidays and The Office are out now too.
The cat does not recommend a relationship. She recommends nothing. But she stays on her side of the bed.
Twenty lessons that are in none of the books
The free booklet, with drawings and three door hangers to cut out.
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