Cat Memos for the Garden
Your cat has never watered anything. The dandelions came up anyway.
- 100 lessons
- 20 chapters
- 130 pages
- 6 × 9 in
100 Lessons from a Cat Who Wants to Be Left Alone - The Sarcastic Illustrated Gift Book for Adults Who Need to Survive Yard Work. Funny Gift for Cat Lovers
A plush black cat who thinks lawnmowers are a noise complaint, the hardware store is hell on earth and weeds are just plants with opinions. She’s got 100 lessons for the garden and everything that goes wrong in it. Short, dry, no power tools.
One line. One drawing. Turn the page.
- 100 lessons in 20 chapters: the Saturday mower, weeds, the hardware store, two left paws, the balcony, fertilizer, the rain barrel, grilling, hedge trimming, slugs, patio furniture, the pond, the dead drill battery, the privacy fence, bulbs, compost, the wheelbarrow, the wrong cut, garden gnomes, quitting time in the tall grass
- 100 hand-drawn ink illustrations - one cat, one drawing per lesson
- No planting plan, no watering schedule, no exercises. Just lines that land
- 130 pages, 6 x 9 inches, cream paper - fits on any workbench and in any tool bag
Who is it for?
For the dad with the leftover screws. For the neighbor who mows at 8 a.m. For the friend whose balcony is full of dead plants. And for anyone standing in the hardware store wondering why.
Read six lessons from the book
The chapters
- The Lawnmower as a Saturday Alarm Clock
- Weeds Are Just Plants With Opinions
- The Hardware Store on a Saturday Morning
- Home Repair With Two Left Paws
- The Balcony Without a Watering Can
- Fertilizer and Other Smells You Chose
- The Rain Barrel and the Daily Watering
- Grilling: Burnt Meat for Beginners
- Hedge Trimming, or How to Annoy Neighbors
- Slugs and the Lettuce You Lost
- Patio Furniture and the Leftover Screws
- The Garden Pond: Mosquitoes and Frogs
- Dead Battery? That’s Quitting Time
- Privacy Fences Against Nosy Neighbors
- Planting Bulbs and Digging Them Up
- Compost and Other Biological Time Bombs
- The Wheelbarrow and the Hill Behind It
- The Wrong Branch and the Wrong Cut
- Garden Gnomes and Other Decorations
- Quitting Time in the Tall Grass
Book 10 of the Cat Memos series - Inner Peace, The Holidays, The Office, Love, Vacation, Parents, The Household, Fitness and Aging are also available.
The cat doesn’t recommend a tool. She recommends the unmown lawn.
Twenty lessons that are in none of the books
The free booklet, with drawings and three door hangers to cut out.
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