Cat Memos for Vacation
The cat has never been on vacation. She's still seen everything you missed.
- 100 lessons
- 20 chapters
- 130 pages
- 6 × 9 in
100 Lessons from a Cat Who Wants to Be Left Alone - The Sarcastic Illustrated Gift Book for Adults Who Need a Real Vacation. Funny Gift for Cat Lovers
A plush black cat who considers suitcases beds, sightseeing organized torture and her own windowsill the only destination worth the trip. She has 100 lessons for vacation. Short, dry, no sunscreen.
One line. One drawing. Turn the page.
- 100 lessons in 20 chapters: prep, packing, traffic jams, airports, hotel rooms, hotel beds, the buffet, sunloungers, the beach, sightseeing, the weather, holiday acquaintances, souvenirs, vacation photos, strange food, forced relaxation, holiday flirts, the trip home, arriving home, the staycation
- 100 large ink illustrations - one cat, one drawing per lesson
- No packing list, no insider tips, no worksheets. Just lines that land
- 130 pages, 6 x 9 inches, cream paper - fits in any carry-on and any gift box
Who is it for?
For the friend who starts packing three weeks early. For the coworker who answers emails from the beach. For the sister who organizes the family vacation. And for anyone who thinks about the trip home on day one.
Read six lessons from the book
The chapters
- Vacation Prep: Stress Before Rest
- The Suitcase: The Art of Minimalist Packing
- Travel and Traffic Jams: The Journey is Hell
- Airports and Flying: Human Cattle Transport
- Hotel Arrival: Expectation vs. Reality
- The Hotel Bed: Temporary Territory Takeover
- The All-Inclusive Buffet: Food Envy and Overeating
- The Pool Lounger: War for Sunbed Territory
- The Beach: Sand Everywhere and Other Disasters
- Sightseeing: Why Move When You Can Nap?
- The Weather: Nature's Unpredictability
- Holiday Acquaintances: Social Distancing on Tour
- Souvenirs and Kitsch: Junk for Your Home
- Vacation Photos: Posing for the Haters
- Culinary Experiments: Stomach Trouble in Paradise
- Mandatory Relaxation: The Pressure to Be Happy
- Holiday Flirts: Fleeting Romance
- The Return Journey: Reality Check
- Arriving Home: My Own Turf is the Best Turf
- Vacation from Vacation: The Ultimate Conclusion
Book 5 of the Cat Memos series - Inner Peace, The Holidays, The Office and Love are also available.
The cat doesn't recommend a destination. She recommends nothing. But she stays on the windowsill.
Twenty lessons that are in none of the books
The free booklet, with drawings and three door hangers to cut out.
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