Cat Memos for the Household
The cat hasn’t seen the vacuum in years. She’s doing fine.
- 100 lessons
- 20 chapters
- 130 pages
- 6 × 9 in
100 Lessons from a Cat Who Wants to Be Left Alone - The Sarcastic Illustrated Gift Book for Adults Who Would Rather Not Clean. Funny Gift for Cat Lovers
A plush black cat who counts dust bunnies as roommates, calls the laundry pile an ecosystem and treats the broom as an instrument of torture. She has 100 lessons for the household. Short, dry, no cleaning products.
One line. One drawing. Turn the page.
- 100 lessons in 20 chapters: tidying cults, dust bunnies, the vacuum, the dishes, the laundry pile, window cleaning, the iron, fridge archaeology, panic cleaning, the dining table as storage, minimalism, the junk drawer, carpet stains, doing nothing
- 100 large ink illustrations - one cat, one drawing per lesson
- No cleaning schedule, no tidying method, no worksheets. Just lines that land
- 130 pages, 6 x 9 inches, cream paper - fits on any dining table, with everything else that lives there
Who is it for?
For the friend who shoves everything under the couch before company arrives. For the roommate with the container from Easter. For the mom who thanks objects before throwing them away. And for anyone who leaves the broom in the corner.
Read six lessons from the book
The chapters
- The Myth of the Spotless Home
- Decluttering Gurus and Other Tidying Cults
- Dust Bunnies as New Roommates
- The Vacuum Cleaner, Sworn Enemy of Naps
- The Dishes Can Soak Another Day
- The Laundry Pile Is Its Own Ecosystem
- Window Cleaning: A Clear View of Gray
- The Iron: A Hot Tool Nobody Needs
- Decoration or Dust Collector?
- Creative Chaos in the Home Office
- Fridge Archaeology for Beginners
- The Bathroom: Duty vs. Refusal
- The Doorbell Rings: Five-Minute Cleanup
- The Dining Table, Now Permanent Storage
- Minimalism Is Just an Unfinished Move-In
- The Junk Drawer: Stuff It and Shut It
- Rugs and the Art of Ignoring Stains
- The Broom, an Ancient Torture Device
- Recycling and Other Matters of Faith
- The Fine Art of Doing Nothing at All
Book 7 of the Cat Memos series - Inner Peace, The Holidays, The Office, Love, Vacation and Parents are also available.
The cat doesn’t recommend a tidying method. She recommends the laundry pile.
Twenty lessons that are in none of the books
The free booklet, with drawings and three door hangers to cut out.
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