Cat Memos for the Office
The cat has never attended a meeting. She understood everything anyway.
- 100 lessons
- 20 chapters
- 130 pages
- 6 × 9 in
100 Lessons from a Cat Who Wants to Be Left Alone - The Sarcastic Illustrated Gift Book for Adults Who Need to Survive the Office. Funny Gift for Cat Lovers
A plush black cat who considers the open-plan office a petri dish, break rooms a minefield and team building a punishment. She has 100 lessons for the office. Short, dry, no slides.
One line. One drawing. Turn the page.
- 100 lessons in 20 chapters: open-plan madness, meetings, the break room, deadlines, working from home, the email flood, team building, Secret Santa, overtime, the sticky note war, clocking out
- 100 hand-drawn ink illustrations - one cat, one drawing per lesson
- No time management, no success formula, no worksheets. Just lines that land
- 130 pages, 6 x 9 inches, cream paper - fits on any desk and in any Secret Santa box
Who is it for?
For the coworker who still takes on one more thing. For the colleague who says "in a minute" at five o'clock. For the boss with a sense of humor. And for anyone who can't hear the word synergy one more time.
Read six lessons from the book
The chapters
- The Morning Meeting: Waste of Time in Pure Form
- The Email Flood: Answering Through Absolute Silence
- Colleagues in the Open-Plan Office: Noisy Primates
- The Keyboard as an Official Cat Bed
- The Boss: An Employee with Too Much Opinion
- The Coffee Break as a Legitimate Work Refusal Day
- Home Office: The Illusion of Freedom and Pajama Duty
- PowerPoint Presentations: Colorful Slides of Horror
- The Annual Performance Review: A Play Without Meaning
- The Printer: The Gluttonous Paper Monster in the Hallway
- Smalltalk at the Coffee Machine: The Flight Forward
- Overtime: A Crime Against Free Time
- The Team-Building Activity: Social Torture
- Unprompted Praise: Why Silence Is Better
- The Open Office Door: Invitation to Invasion
- The Business Lunch: Mandatory Dining with a Mask
- To-Do Lists: Lists for Things You Ignore
- The Company Party: Intoxicated Strangers in Suits
- Friday Afternoon: The Great Blending Out
- The Ultimate Office Truth: Go Home
Book 3 of the Cat Memos series - Inner Peace and The Holidays are also available.
The cat doesn't recommend a promotion. She recommends the windowsill.
Twenty lessons that are in none of the books
The free booklet, with drawings and three door hangers to cut out.
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